The Korean Man Perm-uh: Not Always A Hit

My student, David (who was in the group that made the glorious family tree), wrote in his diary about the troubles of the Korean man perm:

I had a perm, but I didn't want it. My mother said, "Your hair is long. You must get a perm or a sports hair cut (*basically a mullet)." I was very afraid, so I said, "perm." Ah, when am I going to free my hair? It feels very funny for my head. I don't like my perm very much. I'm never going to get a perm again.

"When am I going to free my hair?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!